You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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