Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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