took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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