By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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