Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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