I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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