Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
zippers are such a cool invention
I got her a Nickelback box set.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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