Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
A+ Viking dick
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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