yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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