No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
jump out the window naked night went bad
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