big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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