We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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