great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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