nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
