i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Drunk is not a location!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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