Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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His crazy is a thing to be cherished
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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