i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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