Is it normal to miss your booty call?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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