I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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