Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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