is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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