That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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