I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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