please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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