Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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