You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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