DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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