If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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