So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
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