she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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