I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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