he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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