I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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