just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I am naked and annoyed.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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