friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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