drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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