the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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