I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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