You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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