Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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