the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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