my mouth tastes like poor choices
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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