very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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