i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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