are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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