Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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