Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
