and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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