You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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