He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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