That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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