my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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