I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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