no you cant smoke seaweed
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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