So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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