So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
how does that bad decision feel?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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